Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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