WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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