I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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