the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Couch. On fire.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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