The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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