Im at strip club and am horny
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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