a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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