Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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