Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just want nice things and good sex
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
