Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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