please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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