I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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