I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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