People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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