I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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