Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just threw up on my dentist
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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