if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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