You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
