You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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