It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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