Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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