dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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