if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.