if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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