Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
me + whiskey = a bad person
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dear god my vagina.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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