In America we eat man semen.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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