Swine flu. Run for my life!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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