i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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