I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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