Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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