I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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