and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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