READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Michael Bay diarrhea
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
my poor anus
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
