We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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