sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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