One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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