Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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