that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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