question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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