Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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