so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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