I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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