I can tuck mytits in my pants
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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