Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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