Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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