So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Acid is not a monday night drug
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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