Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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