Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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