Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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