I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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