she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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