oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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