sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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