It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I need to calm my uterus...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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