So drunk, too bad you don't want this
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
